I am having writer's block. I haven't written in 9 days, and with the kids back to school and me unemployed, I'd think I'd be in writer's heaven.
Not the case.
I tend to write about what strikes me. I have an "aha" moment, scramble to write it down on a scratch pad before it escapes me, and then remain restless until I find the time to sit and write an entry about it.
I just haven't been struck lately.
I do have some "aha" moments and quirks that have been noteworthy, but they don't seem quite big enough to make the cut for an entire diary entry. Here are some of them:
The sweater dress.
Man, was I surrounded by those at my last school. Young, svelte teachers looking smashing in their sweater dress and scarf, complete with boots and leggings.
I want one.
I think I'm afraid of what will happen in the dressing room when I try one on.
Perhaps I am better off in my capris and flats.
How do they sing with no accent?
Why are they disappearing from above my eyes and showing up under my chin?
The answering machine.
A dreaded thing, really.
It's not the listening for messages; it's the leaving messages.
I really need to be on my best game when I leave a message. My ramblings can't be taken back.
"So, I was hoping to catch you at home, and uh, yeah.....well, I'm around if you want to call me back-- but not between 1:00-3:30 or 6:00-8:30....So, you can call me back if you want -- or I can call you back when I can -- whatever....it's cool if you don't want to talk to me....I can send you a letter or just see you whenever....OK, have a good day! Bye! -- Oh, it's LJ by the way -- bye again!"I'm lucky not get cut off with a BEEEEEP in the middle of that award-winning speech.
Most cell phones have the delete option, thank goodness.
But those house machines: merciless.
Birds that fly into windows.
Well, it is on my idea list, but I no longer remember why that struck me.
My attempt at running.
It is so cool and hip to be a runner these days.
At least all my running friends are cool and hip.
I want to be cool and hip.
After a summer of trying, I guess I won't be cool and hip.
It's too hard.
My preoccupation with license plates.
Take me on a trip out of state and I get a nerdy preoccupation with all those plates on the interstate. "Oh look, a plate from New Mexico!" Such a rare sighting! "Hey, that one says ILV CHOC !"
Trouble is when I get back home I am still reading plates for days afterward. It's annoying to read only plates like X32 699 and BCK OFF while driving to the grocery store. Where are all the people from Virginia and Kansas? Not going to the grocery store here, that's for sure.
So I hope something strikes me soon.
I'd like to do some writing while I have the time.